Interview: Funny

1. Interview in America: Manager : Where you from??
Employ   : India
Manager : Waw Bhai aap kaha se ?
Employ   : Karnataka.
Manager : Are nim jille yavudu ?
Employ   : South Canara.
Manager : Erna uru ?
Employ   : Kudla ?
Manager : Bevarsi ninna illoliya ??? .. oorda janakulu
panda yeth prithi aathhe.......????.

2. Rajani style ....
Newtone : How to write 4 in between 5??
Chaina     : Joke.
Japan       : Impossible.
America   : Question wrong.
Pak          : Dont ask poolish question.
UK          : Not found
Rajanikanth..
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 " F (IV) E "