How Guys select a Girl

How Guys select a

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.

He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man.

She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man is impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.

She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.

She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.

Guess which lady he chose to marry?

Think like a man . . .

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He married the most beautiful one!!!!!!
Men are Men.... Obviously!!! :)

Morning Breeze : SMS

1.Morning breez.

Morning breez.
Morning coolness
Rising Rain.
Humming birds.
Melting Dew
Along with this a little
Heart " Wising u a very glorious morning"
Have a nice day

2. Good Friend :

A friend like u is hard to find.
Difficult to lose.
Impossible to forget...
.. whether near or far...
you will remain in my heart forever.
good morning .......

funny : sms

1. Mistakes of life :

If the first button in a shirt  is put wrong
then every button will be wrong.

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tailor hitler.

Good night : SMS

1. Dreams:…..

Dreams touch your heart and soul.

It is a magical memory that unitize fantasy and reality.

Hope you will have the sweetest dreamsz too night.

Good night,

2. Satisfaction:….

Mind makes brilliant decision with some mistakes.

But heart takes cute decision with 100/ satisfaction.

Allow your heart to rule yourself.

Good Night…..

3. Prayer …..

 Prayer is free outgoing call 2 haven.

No battery power, No charging.

No net work problem, No sim card.

Always good signal & endless talk time.

So pray well always. Good night

Source :www.sinchhana.blogspot.com

Remembering : Sms

Ivattu " Hale nenapugalannu ...
Hasiragisuva dina"
( Sweet memory day)
So, nanna yava maatu or moment ..
nimage ivattigu nenapide.. ???
Please reply me ........

Interview: Funny

1. Interview in America: Manager : Where you from??
Employ   : India
Manager : Waw Bhai aap kaha se ?
Employ   : Karnataka.
Manager : Are nim jille yavudu ?
Employ   : South Canara.
Manager : Erna uru ?
Employ   : Kudla ?
Manager : Bevarsi ninna illoliya ??? .. oorda janakulu
panda yeth prithi aathhe.......????.

2. Rajani style ....
Newtone : How to write 4 in between 5??
Chaina     : Joke.
Japan       : Impossible.
America   : Question wrong.
Pak          : Dont ask poolish question.
UK          : Not found
Rajanikanth..
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 " F (IV) E "

Night song : Funny

Gui Gui anta prana tino
Solle ninu yaru.
Nanne kachu anta ninage
Heli kottor yaru ?
Idena ninna aata
ideno ninna kaata
adelli anta
nanu ninn hodukali.......

Inspiring

There is a saying ...
If u want to be a great
You must walk with graet people
Seriously i have no problem ..
U can walk with me....

Mistakes increase ur ex[erience :

Mistakes increase  ur experience
and experience decreses ur mistakes
""  U learn from mistakes : Than
others will learn from ur
Sucess "" Good morning".

Remembering :

I know U R
so- so- so
b-u-s-y
 But for
3seconds, THink of Me
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So sweet ... Now continue ur work.
Thanks for remembering  me with smile
on ur face .....

Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.

I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
Just for the pleasure of a moment with U

Exam song :

Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Life is very short : Happy birthday

Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Dont lose your confidence
Go always ahead.
Happy Birthday